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Yendo de la cama al baño surgen interrogantes que, por más que lo intente, no encuentran respuestas.
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¿Por qué Tarzán, viviendo en la selva, está siempe afeitado?
¿Qué había adentro del cono de Nubeluz?
¿Por qué el Planetario está en el zoológico?
¿Por qué el pato Donald anda siempre con la pelvis al aire y después de bañarse se pone una bata?

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La foto me la dio Paula, pero Paula no es la fotografiada.

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El pollo dijo...

Tarzán tenía una afeitadora a pilas, igual que yo.

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En el cono de Nubeluz había:
"un par de championes pedorros y papel"

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Lo de Donald me dejó pensando... ¿que diferencia hay entre el Pato Donald y Daisy? O sea... ¿cómo saber si el Pato Donald es pato o no? Porque el Pato celeste tenía los huevos bien puestos, pero Donald...

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Pobre loco, no volvamos a tratar el fútbol. Por favor, te lo imploro.

Artemisa dijo...

No se olviden de la LECHE NUBELUZ que venía con las zepatillas dentro del cono

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La información respecto al contenido del cono es fidedigna, la obtuve de una fuente de confianza.
(Igual creo que se merece un post a parte)

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Eimb, soy hombre de dos mujeres: mi madre y LP (la patrona).

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Sin duda lo que más me he cuestionado toda mi vida fue qué había en el cono de Nubeluz.

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¿por qué te parece que siempre tenemos que preguntarnos porqué?
¿nada nos satisface? ¿caprichosos?
está bueno ser curioso, pero qué bueno está decir "me chupa un huevo".

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